Holy shit Ranka is QUEEN BITCH of the Zer- errr… Vajra

Yep, that’s right, Ranka, pissed at not getting any from Alto-hime (whom we all suspect is either a flaming homosexual or very, very tsundere for her) has gone the way of Sarah Kerrigan. She’s become the QUEEN BITCH of an alien hivemind species.

If Alto-hime still has any feelings for her, it’s obvious that he’s a furry, and must be purged. With fire. Or meet up with jim Raynor, and get tips on how to ruin his life with alcohol.

Ranka will now ZERGRUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE and OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM her way to Alto-hime’s heart, or else. It also helps that she controls more than just flying space bugs. I mean, she’s got the freakin’ ZERG and the TYRANIDS. Frontier is sooooooo screwed.

Also Hanyuu counts as a lolifex. Only without all the claws and everything that makes a ‘nid a ‘nid. Shit be so cash.