Why you should vote these people instead of me (Part 1)

Personally, I got nothing riding on the awards. I get myself plonked in a gag award which I wrote the blurb for (and having no chance of winning) and I’m too weird to be typecast into anything (okay maybe if there was a totally wacked out award I’d win it ).

So yeah, instead of focusing on my INVISIBLE PLATFORM, go vote for someone else. Seriously. You might like to look below for ideas.

• totali of Subculture: Totali does episode summaries. So does everyone and their mothers. I don’t know why I would ask anyone to vote for totali but I secretly think totali is female. That and this has to be at least 50 words or more. Or 42.
• jpmeyer of MINAIDE HAZUKASHII~: So he’s a happy husband-to-be. That means he’s either going to beat his wife (chances of that happening are 0%) or his wife (who happens to be Hinano OH SURPRISE) is going lay it to him (It’s already happened). Personally, I feel mildly responsible for getting him hitched, because whenever I am in a community recently people WILL get married or together. S’all true.
• Iknight of The Animé Anachronism: Other than having a word i will type wrongly at least 50% of the time, Iknight is a bit of a sardonic individual. He tends to writes somewhat long articles, but man those articles can work them braincells. I think I almost fapped to his words once. No I do not have a word fetish.
• omo of omonomono: Okay, seriously. Vote for him. Not because he’s hailed as a cure for insomnia, but because of the very fact he was around when Momotaro was around. That’s got to be worth at least one vote, right?
• THAT: Did I say impz was a vicious headhunter? Actually I meant that impz was a CUTE headhunter. Seriously he alone is cute enough to win a couple of awards all by himself. No this was not done at trap point and i was totally not forced to write this. This is all my own free will. Yessireebob I was not forced to write about how cute Impz is.No coercion was involved. Nosireebob. None of that torture thing happened as well. And no I was not forced to conveniently forget about Impz’ team. Nope. No torture at all.

Man my wit sucks. I need to brush up on that. but seriously folks, vote for them. They are COOL. Very COOL.

PS: No I did not plan to hurt anyone with my completely sick humor more fit for pig swill than human consumption.

PPS: Wee. 2 years. I am officially older than the Internets.