GONZO, Druaga, BLASSREITER, and whoa.

I’m sure you all know GONZO has teamed up with some of the nastiest forces on the Internets (no not 4chan, they’re not THAT desperate) to get mad lootz. Yeah, Crunchyroll, Nico Nico Douga, Youtube, Bose. It’s apparently wildly successful. Holy. PATRICK!

Well, let’s see their offerings for SPRING! (Before Lily White shits danmaku all over me)

The Tower of DRUAGA: The Aegis of URUK (Hai, I’m orky. Moar dakka.)

Yeah, I totally slipped in some lame references there.

Anyway, this is based off an MMO which is based off a series of rather old games about a tower filled with enemies and treasure that is guarded by some evil force that is not Kefka. No seriously, Kefka has got nothing on that glowy blue thing which claims to be Darth Vader. And is filled with puns and visual gags and uh, questionable content for minors. Also GOLDLION PIKO HAMMER and LAME GURREN LAGANN RIPOFF and IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also looks like the guys who animooted NHK are doing this. I’m hoping this turns out to have epic lulz. *shakes AK47 at GONZO for hiding the good stuff.

BLASSREITER (Or HOLY SHIT NITRO+ ANIMU)

All that CG makes it look cheap. But it promises delicious GRIMANDARK. And epic ROBOTFIGHTS. And fapworthy Ni0 character designs. Also Urobochi Gen. GONZO, please for the love off all things good and holy, don’t mess this one up. Or I will be forced to wait for the eroge. And you’ll be sorry.

I’m probably one of the few people that wants BLASSREITER to not suck.