Bored on the Internets lololol

I am bore. So here be some DRAMA. IT IS DELICIOUS DRAMA I MUST OM NOM NOM IT

Anonymous waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. CLANNAD had to be failed. He didn’t understand it, but his nerd raeg compelled them to. His warnings to Animusuki were not listenened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Animusuki was an animu failer for fourteen years. When he was young he failed the lesser animes and he said to Anonymous “I want to fail CLANNAD Anonyomous.”
Anonymous said “No! You will BE KILL BY FAIL”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got older he stopped. But now in the faggotry of the Internets message boards they knew it was time.
“This is Anonymous” the radio crackered. “You must fail CLANNAD!”
So Animusuki gotted his kyeboard and failed CLANNAD.
“HE GOING TO FAIL US” said CLANNAD
“I will flame them” said the KyoAnitard and they flamed back. Animusuki hit the enter key and tried to flame them. But then an outbreak of common sense happened and they were gone and not able to flame.
“No! I must fail CLANNAD” he shouted
The radio said “No, Animusuki. You are the fail”
And then Animusuki was made of fail.

Postscript: And then Anonymous was not amused. The End.