What? No sex-crazed delusional Tomoyo end? WHAT PATRICK!
February 12, 2008
That was a gigantic spoiler if you managed to figure it out, lol
- Tomoya and Nagisa. Nagisa catches Magical Hereditary AIDS and is expected to die in 7 episodes.
- Tomoyo and Tomoya.
- Tomoyo and Sunohara. Lulz.
- Moar Tomoyo and Sunohara. Epic lulz.
- Tomoya and Kyou/Ryou. Kyou can cook.
- Tomoya and Kyou/Ryou. Ryou killed Botan. KILLED BOTAN WITH HER COOKING.
- Tomoya and Yukine. Magic Magic LOL.
- Tomoya and Kyou. In a locked room. Filled with phallic items. Massive epic lulz happens. PS Tomoya is ripped.
- Tomoya and Tomoyo. Sunohara is an unwitting representation of the Machivellian adage, “It is better to be feared than to be hated.” Also, the Ordo Hereticus have failed to contain Fuuko.
- Tomoyo and Tomoya. Noes Tomoya don’t risk it you won’t get poon in the end.
…Yeah KyoAni are going to either rush through Tomoyo’s scenario or cut it really short. And yes, the fool Tomoya is hopelessly in love with Nagisa. His thoughts are with her always and all that crap. Have I already mentioned that Tomoyo’s route will be cut short.
TOMOYA LOEV NAGISA. I hope that was clear enough.
And now, I will verbally unleash a maelstrom of hate on Magical Starfish “F**king Mood Killer” Fuuko.
BITCH. DIE. YOU MOOD KILLER. WHY MUST YOU KILL THE MOOD SO? THE WRITERS SHOULD HAVE SCRIPTED YOU TO ANIMU HELL OR SOMETHING.
*takes an AK47 and starts to stab Fuuko repeatedly.
NEXT WEEK: TOMOYO SAYS GOODBYE. BY DOING MANLY THINGS KNOWN TO MAN. AND RYOU WILL RAPE A MAN. ON THURSDAY. WATCH IT. OR ELSE RYOU WILL RAPE YOU TOO. WITH A SPORK.
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IcyStorm | February 12, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Great summary and great um, predictions.
Yes, Fuuko needs to stay in her damn hospital bed until she actually recovers. I didn’t mind her in the past episodes, but throwing her in randomly during serious situations does not make the episode any better.
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Totali | February 13, 2008 at 12:24 am
Nuu…..nuuuuuuuu!
*comforts Fuuko-sama*
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serial | February 15, 2008 at 3:05 am
FACT: The crane scene during Kotomi’s arc in the game does not include Fuuko.
FACT: In the game, The Judo captains harassing Tomoyo makes no reference to Fuuko.
FACT: The scene outside school before the delinquents DOES include Fuuko, and she does try to use the Starfish Heat, with the exact same argument and the same results.
So, technically, there has been 200% more Fuuko Cancels in the Anime than the game. I think that’s her role outside giving starfish: Breaking the mood. Interrupting at inconvenient situations and being no help at all. NOW PICTURE SOME OTHER INCONVENIENT TIMES FOR HER TO SHOW UP AND WE’RE SET TO MAKE THE MOST BIZARRE DOUJIN EVER CREATED.
From what I can gather, Kyou’s and Tomoyo’s routes are getting all spliced up together in some sort of narrative mishmash that is actually quite dynamic
I wouldn’t mind KyoAni trimming the Kyou and Tomoyo arcs, though. They cut a lot from Kotomi’s, but mostly the stuff that was totally Tomoya x Kotomi. I expect something like that will happen to Kyou and Tomoyo’s arcs, which I think will be good.
And… You forgot to include Tomoya and Sunohara: The Gay Ending: “Plug this in” “OK!” IN THE BUTT.