Archive for February 6th, 2008
Man Is Too Highbrow For Coarse Humour, Raves On About Nothing
A Special Report, from the HPS Hamsterling, on the channels of Drama
Sunrise-Bashing is all the rage these days, but one man has had enough of everyone using this lowbrow tactic to garner laughs.
Kaioshin, an Internets resident and well-known drama whore, has decided that it was too lowbrow for him, and decided to make his opinion known.
“The humour in pointlessly bashing something for the hell of continues to be lost on me completely,” he begins. “For one saying you are going to go at something from the angle of sarcasm, and then proceeding to ramble and rant is just ridiculous in and of itself. That is unless I have a very different definition of sarcasm then other people. For another, when you try to hard to illicit laughter and have to go for the lowest common denominator then your humour has failed.” he continues on.
He also claims to have discovered the secret of humour and turned extremely sour lemons into sweet lemonade, but halfway through his self-proclaimed speech, people were dying in droves and when he finished, no one was alive to make these claims. He was last seen humping the remains of his audience.
Only time will tell if this delusional Internets resident will come to his senses, or become even more delusional and sex-crazed.
Meanwhile, in completely unrelated news, the Commision for the Betterment of English has detected a giant anomaly in the Grammar and is investigating the cause of it. As we speak, they are sending their trained Gay SWAT Corps, to swiftly apprehend the perpetrator and give him a sound paddling in the usage of English.
5 comments February 6, 2008
Nana Mizuki makes everything a lot better.
No really. Nana Mizuki really makes everything a lot better.
Mei is <3 :3
Oh yeah, Clannad. Eh…
- Oh look, it’s Mei :3
- Mei :3
- moar Mei :3
- Something about a basketball match
- even moar Mei :3
- not enuf Kotomi, lulz
- Tomoyo and Kyou lol
- Kyoudere lawl
- NO FUUKO :3
- Tomoya is a winrar
- Did I mention that there is lots of Mei? :3
- …Yeah, I only focused on the parts that was Mei.
*insert Slam Dunk OP here (because Slam Dunk is epic classic basketball animu, you must watch it)
We all know Kyou was bi. But I didn’t know girls were actually gay for her… At least Tomoya still has Nagisa 
And no one mentions the lack of Fuuko as a good thing.
NEXT EPISODE: MANLY BADASS DANGO THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH THEIR BUNNIES. AND FLING GALAXIES LIKE BEACHBALLS. ON CRACK. ON THURSDAY. BE THERE, OR KYOU WILL CRY. AND CRY. AND CRY. UNLESS YOU LIKE TRUE TEARS DRAMA, THAT IS.
6 comments February 6, 2008
