Would you dispose of her?

No seriously, people.

If the Weighted Companion Cube was actually Kotomi from Clannad, would you still do what it takes, for those that are Still Alive~?

Personally, I’d experiment with the tip of the Aperture Science HandHeld Portal Device before the merest speck of a line of a flash of that thought would ever cross my mind.

And no, don’t let the cake distract you from your moral conundrum. Only a hamster angel, a gerbil, Manny Calavera, Raz, Tim Schafer wielding a fish (and a photo of a naked John Romero OR Gabe Newell), a talking taser, and, uh, maybe G-Man and a talking yahtzee set, may distract you in your quest.

P.S. : Portal > j00