Why the School Days OVA [Valentine Days] is epic and you must watch it on pain of death

I’m serious. After being put through the train wreck that is School Days, I wholeheartedly welcome this epic OVA as it is pretty much the single most epic OVA in existence. Until The Clannad SEEN666 DVD extra gets animated, that is.

Shut up. I know you all really want to see Tomoya french kiss Sunohara. Admit it. You want Tomoya to hook up with Sunohara. ADMIT IT. YOU WANT YOUR CLANNAD YAOI. YOU WANT TOMOYA X SUNOHARA BUTTSEX. YOU WA-

*BISH*

Durr…

Okay, I’m back. In pretty much chronological order, why you should watch Valentine Days.

• Extreme gropage, hot springs edition. Yes Kotonoha gets groped hardcore.
• Sekai’s mom. We’ll get to that later.
• Chainsaws, power tools, and Kotonoha doing witchcraft trying to make chocos. Is she summoning Cthulu or what?
• Angry jealous PMSing girls fighting over one philanderer.
• Cthulu-inna-box. Kotonoha really outdid herself this time.
• Sekai’s mom. Smokin’ hawt in that bikini number! (Akiko is still superior)
• Giftwrapped Kokoro, for all you imouto fetishists out there. This is so wrong yet feels so right O_O
• Epic game references. We’re talking about the homicidal BAD ENDS here.
• Makoto Itou gets his just desserts. Part one. Where he consumes that Cthulu-inna-box along with the other chocos.
• Makoto Itou gets his just desserts. Part two. YAOI CHOCOS FTW :3  :3 :3

Valentine Days. Epic animu is under 20 minutes. Watch it.

Random rambling: Is it just me, or does that Itou feller look somewhat like Ensign Shiro Amada?  GAH. Pass me the epic brain bleach. I need to blot out this information from my brain. And while we’re at it, I’ll take an EZ-8, with all the loadouts, to go. I have a grave to defile with laser weaponry.