Archive for August, 2007

LOL I FORGOT A TITLE


Let’s see, how do I put this in terms even a /b/-tard understands… …

IT’S MAH FUGGIN’ BIRTHDAY
O RLY?
YA RLY.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
NO IT’S MAH BIRTHDAY
THIS IS MADNESS!
NO IT’S MAH BIRTHDAY

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!


NO IT’S MAH BIRTHDAY

I’m not Sparta.

So make with the wishings and death threats and whatnot. Also, pics or it didn’t happen.

August 19, 2007 at 10:22 pm 9 comments

A Mountain of Faith, it is out


No Reimu does not like being called a zombie

 Yeah, The new Touhou is out, can’t be bothered to say anything about it, because there’s pictures of Stages 4-6 on 4chan and other places, plus people have already cleared MoF Lunatic. Videos on nicovideo. Also Reimu is not a zombie.

So while we wait for SHAMEAMP (I mean IaMP 2) to poof into existence, I’ll leave you with pics of the Stage 5 and EX-Stage Boss. She is so cute. Oh dear. She is so cute I could di-

*nosebleeds a fountain

O_O

V

So cute… … … … I wanna v^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^hug her and kiss her and make her my pet :V OF course I did not mean that sexually. You pervs.

MOERU WA YO

August 17, 2007 at 6:39 pm 10 comments


Clannad is awesome.

Go watch Clannad.

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August 16, 2007 at 4:00 pm 1 comment

The New Paper, Headliine news: Explain yourselves, faggots.


No seriously, explain yourselves. Death threats? You’re fucking kidding me. Death threats? Arson? What next, murder? You fuckers have got to be fucking kidding me.

You might as well just say goodbye to cosplay, KKnM, and all the good things in life, because they are all, OVER. That’s right, the whole animé scene, or what’s left of it, is dead as of today. You have just proven, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that ALL OF US are going to be cracked down like the scum the world perceives us to be. You don’t deserve any respect, or pity, or even some fucking hope or salvation. Grace has been meted out to you, and what do you fuckers do? Threaten to harm the guy, burn his property, lay slander to him, and even did the 4chan method of “fact-finding” out of spite and hate.

Look at yourselves. Is this worthy of any form of pity from the public? Is this worthy of even grace from the Lord? Are you so steeped in sin that you choose to settle this in a manner that harms everyone?

If that is your decision, enjoy your victory while it lasts. You will never win, I will see to that. In fact, I will rescind my offer of salvation, for you all have shown so resolutely that you deserved to be destroyed, annihilated, killed, and worst of all, reviled for generations to come.

If you have any gall to challenge your stand, you had better come direct them at me, before you direct them at your intended targets. Not online, but in real life.

I’m waiting, fuckers. Bring it on. Do your worst.

KKnM. 25th August. Do your worst.

August 15, 2007 at 5:31 pm 13 comments

Say, Stephen, you really should learn to keep those thoughts private…


Because from the looks of it, you’re heading into another Gainax-esque situation.

Then again, I dunno. It could be that this is all an elaborate hoax (yes, people can fake this stuff, I’ve seen it happen before, with IRC logs no less, and some people have way too much time), or it is quite possible that these people are really stupid and have no business sense at all.

Then again, with people posting stuff like CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION on the forums, really, do we have any position to judge the assumed perps? We are just as bad as Stephen and Peter, if not worse.

No wait, we are worse. We claim to support Japan, but we don’t want to pay a single cent for our animooted series. The few that do buy, fortunately, have a bit of sense, but are just as stupid as the rest of the community. Because you people are idiots.

No seriously, when both sides are frickin’ idiots, the only thing ANYONE can do is their best. And I’m not the only one who’s doing their best to stop the flow. Impz and tj_han are doing their best too. And if you’re not with me, you’re against me, and I don’t back down from a challenge, EVER.

I will save the community from the clutches of evil, and if you’re not gonna help me, you will all suffer, because you didn’t try hard enough, or try at all (I’m looking at you, DarkMirage). If you don’t pick up your weapons and fight the good fight, then you deserve to be crushed like the bugs you really are.

I do not like crushing bugs much, but sometimes, it has to be done. For the sake of the the Greater Good. And no one on God’s Green Earth will stop me.

But first, I have one more obstacle ahead of me. One must clear all distractions in order to proceed.

August 12, 2007 at 11:49 pm 8 comments

What’s that on the horizon? is it a bird? A plane? No, it’ssssssss…


Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Yes, that’s right, Monty Python’s Flying Circus is being animooted. By golly gee this will be the best animooted series to ever grace Japan.

LOL I kid. We’re getting Clannad. WE’RE GETTING CLANNAD! CLANNAD.

Not Haruhi season 2, but CLANNAD. YES, CLANNAD. October 4th, we’ll be seeing CLANNAD. Yes, that’s right, it’s CLANNAD.  Even more CLANNAD. YAY CLANNAD!

SUBARASHII NANO DESU YO~

ps: lol @ harutards hating on Clannad.

August 12, 2007 at 2:40 am 2 comments

OSNAPZ


On teh zepyblog:

TEH ZUN ON NETRADIO.

You heard that  right, ZUN, creator of the Touhou series, on radio, with another famed shooter maker dude. It’s going to be epic. Or about beer and armpits. I dunno. But it’s ZUN. TEH ZUN. ON RADIO. IT’LL BE EPIC. EPIC, I TELL YA. EPIC. OSNAPZ I THINK I MISSED IT

FUCK YEAH SEAKING

August 11, 2007 at 11:27 pm 1 comment

How come when people interpret the Bible, they don’t see shat like this happening?


Warning: lulz ahead. Lock down your roffles and memes. Because THIS IS MADNESS. NO THIS IS PATRICK. THIS IS INSANITY! THIS IS PATRICK! THIS IS SPARRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO, THIS IS PAAAAAAATRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! (lol I’m killing a meme)

Because in the Old Testament, when you f*cked up, God, HE KICKED YOUR ASS. (Thank you Lewis Black!)

Well, bad reporting aside, I think bj0rn wrapped that one up nicely.

I’d mutter something about the state of reporter integrity, corruption and incompetent people and all, but that’ll get me sued for defamation, and I don’t wear a cup (or have a lawyer handy) when I write.

Instead, I’ll tackle the issue on how to make a product sellable, advertising, and the product Life Cycle, because it is apparent that a lot of people don’t know about it, or even bother to look it up. I know wikipedia is quite unreliable on a lot of stuff, but if you want to know the basics, it’s good enough. Then again, I didn’t write this after reading wikipedia. (I TOOK A MODULE IN THIS, SO STAY BACK. I AM AN INTERNET EXPERT. LOL)

The first rule of making money: you have to spend money, in order to make money. Keep that in your head folks, it’s extremely important. We all know some of you in the audience are new to this.

Y’see, people buy things in order to fill a need, or want, in their life. In this case, we all want to watch sum animooted boobies. Or something to that extent. We realize that we can’t just go about getting sum animooted boobies via teh Internets, because Swiss pikemen might just show up and impale our guts while we get nightmares wondering why these funnily-dressed men are stabbing us with deadly pitchfork-like weapons. At least it ain’t Swiss landsknetchs, they’d kill us all, and our dogs, too, with their mighty greatswords (which, contrary to popular belief, were agile, light weapons most suited for the job.).

Now then, having recognized the needs of the market (animooted boobies), You know what you want. And now comes the hard part of getting what you need. You have to analyze the market, develop a marketing strategy, develop your products, test your strategy, and then make copies of your products for sale. And to do that, you need money. A big heap of money. Once you assume you don’t need a huge heaping serving of cash to do this, you’re essentially screwed in the ass, to put it real bluntly. Unfortunately, some people think they can skip the big heaping serving of money step, and that is really bad. Even if you want to start up a website design company, you still need money for that computer. And server bills.

And once you have your product, you have to introduce them to the market. You need even more money to promote your product and give yourself a good image all around. You ain’t making money at this point, you need market acceptance. If you don’t have that, you are still no better that when you started. Your product has to not just catch the eye of the discerning customer, you also need it to be of good quality, and not (GUNDOH) QUALITY. Fancy packaging helps. So does marketing the shiz out of it. And you have to market the shiz out of it, or else, no one will buy your products

Once your product is accepted, you can start enjoying the profits. Keep in mind that it won’t last, though, as soon as the market has competitors or wises up to the advent of new ways of getting your products.

And you’ll have a slowdown of sales. It happens all the time when you’re doing business. You can’t stop it, you can’t always intimidate your competitors (especially if they do it better than you.), and you gotta spend more money doing that marketing thing in order to keep those profits rolling.  And of course, you can’t sue your customers, or intimidate them into buying your products. That’s just wrong. Very wrong. And generates extremely bad PR for you. Bad PR is a no-no.

And of course, after all that, your profits and sales will plateau. You gotta make new products at this point, or jazz up the current one, or something.

No product in the 21st century cannot survive without a promotional blitz. That means you have to spend loads of money in order to tell the world you have a product, and that it exists. Without ample advertising, you won’t sell a lot of products, and if you don’t want to spend money promoting your product, then it’s your own fault if sales don’t trickle in. You can’t just tell your retailers to have discounts all over the place. It doesn’t work that way. No one will buy a product if they don’t know it exists, or if it’s extremely bad. Nobody cares about a product that’s either bad or has little exposure.

And we come to Public Relations, how the public (or target market) percieves the company, the company’s reputation, etc. You need to have good PR in order to have public acceptance, and you don’t do that with bad products and suing your customers, especially if they are helpless. That’s business suicide. It generates enough bad PR to send your profits into the red. No matter how deep your pockets are. It just doesn’t work like that. I know you want to defend your product against the evils of social sharing and dirty porn-leeching pirates and such, but it’s those dirty pirates and social sharers who will buy your product if it is good enough. So you gotta try to engage the social sharers and dirty pirates, and be their friend. That’s how you generate good PR. YOU DON’T SUE THE FUCK OUTTA THEM, YOU GOTTA BEFRIEND THE FUCK OUTTA THEM, LIKE NANOHA DOES. (Oh wait, bad idea. She’s the White De- I mean, the G00000.)

And those are some of the basics of doing business. There’s more, but I can’t remember the rest of my lessons. Because the lessons were on at 8 in the morning, and I don’t work well with mornings. Then I failed the first test and I throttled my professor screaming WHY DO YOU TEACH THESE THINGS IN THE MORNING, ARE YOU TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET OR WHAT! (lol the last bit didn’t happen. It’s for lulz.)

August 9, 2007 at 3:27 pm 2 comments

Kara no Kyokai VA List announced :V


(From MoonPhase)

Yeth thar be a VA list from ufotable. Also dates for the first 3 episodes/movies.

Don’t look at me, I don’t speak moonspeak. At least not in the present time.

August 8, 2007 at 10:20 am 3 comments

Oh. My Flooging. Sonova. WTF. O_O FUCK YEAH SEAKING


I feel like a little boy all over again. (Button below the crossfade demo :V Second button)
In all my life have I never seen something that could trump Marisa Stole the Precious Thing OR  Assmedicine (my pet name for the Flash movie and track).

OH SHIT AKYU IN A WEDDING DRESS SO MOERU~

*dies.

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRK. BLEAH.

August 7, 2007 at 11:20 pm Leave a comment

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