Bow to your new desu queen.

So I hear Gainax lieks Controversy… … …

Me: So i hear Gainax liek controversys… … …
Gainax: OH YES I DO
Me: Well, I happen to have this Gurren-Lagann plush-
*watches in shock as Gainax raeps teh robot plushie
O_O
*backs off real slow into the toilet
2ch: GTFO FAG
Gainax: You otaku are smelly and dirty. I shall rape this robot plushie in from of your face.
2ch: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay, so that a 4chanization of how the whole frikkin’ debacle happened. And I wished it happened that way. At least we’d all get some laughs out of it. Instead of this full-blown drama reassuring me that I would be better than that.

After all, Gainax is famous for trying to anger the fans. Just look at Evangelion. Depression or not, Shinji was made to ridicule otaku, episodes 25, 26 and the Eva movies were made to throw the fans into a frenzy of negative emotions, and now, this. Man, I would love to meet Anno. He’s like, the most awesome man in animation circles.

If this is what animé turns people into, I am very worried for the true fans. Not only because they have the possibility to turn into that, but also because of the backlash. (And this stems from personal experience.)

Also, a followup to come soon.

Top Blog Episode 3: Introducing the CHART OF ANGER

Drm Note: Sorry it took so long. Real life and whatnot. I’ve been looking forward to this all week, honest.

DISCLAIMER: This article is meant to offend, annoy, incite feelings of anger, and just outright ruin someone’s day. All in the name of humour. If you take offense to whatever is in this article, please do not complain. I have already warned you. Further complaints will be dealt with in the same manner as these reviews.

*ANNOYING OP MUSIC*

TOP BLOG, with your host, DrmChsr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘Ello! And welcome to episode 3! Due to certain ‘technical difficulties’, the show’s out a little later than usual. Apologies for the wait and whatnot.

Well, enough of the jibba jabba, and on with the show!

This week, we feature a stunning Russo-American who’s formerly a fansubber, is female (PIME TARADOX) and is currently hooked with famous blogger jpmeyer, give it up for HINANO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*OSHI- OMFGWTFBBQIT Is it A MAN Mudkips lulz tits or gtfo

Ahem. Excuse me for a moment. We’ll be back after a few words from our sponsors

*LOL COMMERCIALS AnimeNano rox!

FLAMETHROWER HARPOON STRIKE

*mass impalation and burning of anonymous commence.

Annnnnnnnnd… … … Welcome back. Who said gratuitous violence doesn’t bump up the ratings?

Anyway, since Miss Hinano seems to be mercifully unable to attend today’s show, let’s get on with the good stuff.

Article 1

Oh my word. What cheap and low-quality wines we have there.Y’know Hinano, even if you don’t touch alcohol, I expected better taste from you. Honestly, which supermarket did you buy those wines from? The local greengrocer’s? Even a monkey-run vineyard could produce better wine than that!

Article 2

Factory-processed cheddar. Real nice, if you’re into MSG and salt and other toxins and whatnot. I’d suggest, Brie, Swiss, Edam, or Roquefort Bleu.  Handmade Parmesan also work.

Article 3

I am rendered speechless. My wit machine has failed. Even all my retarded memes can’t come into effect. I can’t help but scream THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME PIECE OF WRITING I HAVE EVER READ. I CRIED LIKE A BABY AND SHAT A BRICK HOUSE. It is that wonderful.

Hinano, I take my hat off to thee.

*snaps out of reverie.

Ahem, before I end the show, I’d like to introduce the CHART OF ANGER. Basically, this means that after the most brutal of test drives, ‘m going to rank them one by one, from a scale of 100 to -100. Here goes nothing.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd we’re out of time and I’m outta steam. See ya next week, folks!

NEXT WEEK: It’s an Exploding Hung bus!