LOL Dorama Llama Evacuate Internets for 3 months

And after that, tj_han sold the tape of jaalin x Kur0pon yaoi to three other interested individuals, who then edited it, and passed it off as their own, lawl

And then, everyone started to like jaalin x Kur0pon yaoi, and formed groups about which tape was better. Some thought Lupus’ had better subs, while others defended Zyl’s artistic takes on the matter, and yet still others kvetched about how superior DKellis’ video and audio quality was.

They never stopped bickering, not even when a few voices of reason cried out: IT’S ONLY TWO MEN HAVING BUTTSEX! What’s with all this noise! Of course, these people were then strung up to trees and left to rot.

Oh how flameworthy the Internets became, for those three months or so while the new season wasn’t out. The flamefest gathered momentum, and became an all-out war. Yes, for a few days, people refused to go out of their houses, for fear of being beaten and assraped to within an inch of their lives.

Then the 4chan party van came. With the powers of moot, WTSnacks and the banhammer, peace was slowly restored to the Internets. Although some thought the /b/tards putting up memes and disturbing pics were a bit overboard, but eventually, peace was restored.

Then the spring season came, with Lily White spraying danmaku and flowers everywhere, heralding the new animé season, and all was well within the Internets again.

Oh, and by the way, jaalin was never the same again. He sued Kur0pon for copybutt infringement, but the case was thrown out because he leaked poop.

tl;dr: jaalin is a shitty writer with only one weapon, and that is sensationalism. His posts aren’t all that well thought-out, and he only wants attention. Ruddy attention whores. Also, I never want to get hit by a 5-ton ANYTHING.