So, I hear impz likes Mudkips… … …

impz haet mecha with the fury of a thousand suns T_T

Unfortunately, I can’t be halfassed to pull a comparison and critique his article, so I’ll just throw in my two cents.

Now impz, I respect your opinion and all, but dismissing a whole genre and going on to say how bad it is by disguising the bad points into good points and then falsifying info in order to support your anti-mecha stand isn’t making you look good. To be brutally honest, I think your latest article was the worst in ages. Lower than even Jason Miao standard. And that’s already pretty low to start with. You’re better off flaming the genre as a whole instead of being a pretentious twat.

I was hoping to read about horrors and pain and whatnot, instead, I get something that looked like a poor Jason Miao ripoff. Shame on you, impz. Even though I agree with you on the fanboys (havinig known a few myself), the whole article just sucked.

If we can expect impz to write this badly, well, I hear he likes Mudkips.

On hindsight, we shoulda made impz review Naruto.

Oshi desu in Doom or something

Ya Rly.

Scary, innit?

Spring Season Part 2, Even though I think I am too late.

Quiet foo! Lily White is the Herald of Spring!

Ahem. I feel motivated enough to start on the second half of the spring season. So sue me.

• Robby and Kerroby: Looks like a kid’s show. Meh, whatever.
• Touka Gettan: Oshi Kao no Tsuki Nai movie Oshi no pretteh Carnelian arts Oshi T_T
• El Cazador: *calls for sum Spike Spiegel backup.
• ENGAGE Planet KISSDUM: I can’t believe it’s not Macross!
• OVER DRIVE: Not to be confused with that Touhou Flash. Also about biking.
• OH! Edo Rocket: Wait, wha? Rockets in feudal Japan?
• Kono Aozora nii(-nii) Yakusoku ni Chi Riviera something something yetanothererogeadaptation: Dude, If I can’t be bothered to get the name right, why would I bother?
• Romeo X Juliet: Romeo and Juliet fight monsters. And, uh, stuff. Shakespeare doesn’t seem too amused. I think.
• Ado Mechanes Theos GIGANTIC FORMULA: I wish they fought using the magic of MATHEMATICS, instead of giant robots.
• Bakugan Battle Brawlers: Kid’s show. Silly marketing stuff.
• Koutetsu Sangokushi: Mecha in Feudal Japan? I dunno.
• Keroro Gunsou Season 4: WHUT
• LoveCom: :V
• Bokurano: Oshi another GONZO Show (tj_han secretly approves)

Skipping Kaze no Shikon(now known as Kaze no STIGMA, or Kaze no SHANA RIPOFF)  and Spiders Riders S2… … …

• AIka R16: I think this is Agent Aika :V
• The Skullman: He is a man with a skull. He is from old manga. Don’t ask me how I knew that.
• AFURO SAMURAI DIRECTOR’S CUT: Yes, the samurai with a freakishly huge afro returns.
• Dennou Coil: Lamer version of Manabi Straight :V
• Devil May Cry lololol: Dante’s kickin’ ass and snappin’ undead necks, if you played the game, yo’d have seen this. Nothing to see here, move along.
• TMNT: Woah. I like the new TMNT series. And it’ll air in Japan. Cool.
• LOL DUEL MASTERS: Extremely boring, lousy and irritating card game, extremely boring, lousy and irritating show.
• Dai Mahou Touge 7-8: LOL Wrestling violence.

Blahblahblah I’m too lazy to pick me personal favorites. Though I suggest these series:

• Hayate the Combat Butler
• LUCKY STAR :3
• Nanoha StrikerS (even though Long Nanoha is looooooooooong)
• Seto no Hanayome (It will be a hilarious and mildly homosexual experience)
• Polyphonica lawl
• Nagaserete Airantou (Machi looks liek Shana :V)
• Darker than BLACK (Woot slick)
• Kamichama Karin (Oshi too cuet)

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I’m done.

This post was made on an iMac.

…And I have this to say.

DIE APPLE DIE

impz got pwnt.

O RLY? YA RLY.

So, I wonder who got the 5700th comment (Hint: It wasn’t me).

Also, I seem to be hitting 1200 comments. Yes that’s 2 comments away.

LOL Dorama Llama Evacuate Internets for 3 months

And after that, tj_han sold the tape of jaalin x Kur0pon yaoi to three other interested individuals, who then edited it, and passed it off as their own, lawl

And then, everyone started to like jaalin x Kur0pon yaoi, and formed groups about which tape was better. Some thought Lupus’ had better subs, while others defended Zyl’s artistic takes on the matter, and yet still others kvetched about how superior DKellis’ video and audio quality was.

They never stopped bickering, not even when a few voices of reason cried out: IT’S ONLY TWO MEN HAVING BUTTSEX! What’s with all this noise! Of course, these people were then strung up to trees and left to rot.

Oh how flameworthy the Internets became, for those three months or so while the new season wasn’t out. The flamefest gathered momentum, and became an all-out war. Yes, for a few days, people refused to go out of their houses, for fear of being beaten and assraped to within an inch of their lives.

Then the 4chan party van came. With the powers of moot, WTSnacks and the banhammer, peace was slowly restored to the Internets. Although some thought the /b/tards putting up memes and disturbing pics were a bit overboard, but eventually, peace was restored.

Then the spring season came, with Lily White spraying danmaku and flowers everywhere, heralding the new animé season, and all was well within the Internets again.

Oh, and by the way, jaalin was never the same again. He sued Kur0pon for copybutt infringement, but the case was thrown out because he leaked poop.

tl;dr: jaalin is a shitty writer with only one weapon, and that is sensationalism. His posts aren’t all that well thought-out, and he only wants attention. Ruddy attention whores. Also, I never want to get hit by a 5-ton ANYTHING. 

Oshi New Touhou Demo

From a trusted source in Japan: There will be a new Touhou coming out. The demo for this new Touhou game is going to be released at Reisaitai (aka in May).

Here’s hoping it’s the rumoured Highly Responsive to Prayers 2.

Who likes a good dose of KyoAni lovin’ shoved up your eButthole? With, uh, stuff.

Because it’s gonna be released to the unknowing world on the 30th of March, 2 days before Nanoha StrikerS! And no, it is neither a liquid, a suppository or phallic-shaped. It comes in 1s and 0s.

For suppository loving, I suggest you go play Imperishable Night. Udonge will feed you enough suppositories to make you squeal like a little girl.

Also, because the buttsex quotient for the blog is getting a little low, so don’t mind the references to the unnatural, pain-inducing, poop-leaking-side-effect activity.

Deeleeshus auauau~

Well, seeing as Higurashi Kai is slated to air July 2007 (Along with School Days, wewt!), well, I’M DROPPING SPOILARZ UP THE WAZOO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Or something. See if you can decipher the spoilarz.

• Thar will be deeleeshus auauau~ (I GUANTAREE IT!)
• Hanyuu grants a Reimu-size hitbox!
• Takano Miyo is a danmaku n00b.
• Keiichi has a spellcard! (Baseball Bat Sign – [Beat Creepy Nurse to Within An Inch Of Her Life])
• Rika insults Hanyuu T_T
• Not Enuf- Eh, you all know what I will kvetch about. Well, needs moar Hanyuu, yeah, but… … …
• Auauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauau~

:V

And in this corner, we have a pretty dere dere Tomoyo WTF

So, I hear jaalin opened up a can of worms by dissin’ KyoAni and Key and people opened a can of whoopass on him. Then Kur0pon jumped in and stuck it in his pooper. And tj_han filmed the whole event and made millions.

My take on this?

Go play planetarian, then look at your words. I swear you’ll look at Kanon in a different light.

It is very obvious that your hate for VisualArts/Key is making you see things in a different light than others.

If you’re a floogin’ Harutard, well, disregard. You’re too steeped in your obsession to even think about trying something new.

(And for the record, I am very very excited about Clannad. And the new 7 movie/episodic content thingy EPIC WIN that is Kara no Kyokai. Kara no Kyokai is going to pwn the shiz outta the Lord of the Rings for SHEER EPICNESS.)