Shining Brightslap!

Bright Noa doesn’t need no stinkin’ NewTypes to pwn this SaiGAR.

Winner:

Bright Noa (239 votes)

Losers:

Maebara Keiichi (157 votes)
Heinrich Lunge (130 votes)

Next up: Nanoha vs Guts! Who will win? Will it be GARmoé? Or will true GAR prevail? Find out tomorrow, when the votes are tallied! (Sekretly roots for Nanoha X Fate yuri :V)

OVA review: Iriya no Sora, UFO no Natsu

Basic Facts

Title: Iriya no Sora, UFO no Natsu
Episodes: 6
Episode Duration: 25
OP: Forever Blue, sung by Chihiro Imai
ED: Himawari (No, we’re not referring to the animated series by the same name here), sung by Chihiro Imai

Other Media

Light Novel
Number of Books: 4
Publisher: Media Works
Duration: Oct 2001-Aug 2003
Author: Akiyama Mizuhito
Artist: Eeji Komatsu (You might know him better as the character designer for planetarian)

Visual Novel
Publisher: Media Works
Console: Nintendo DS (SUCK IT PSP BITCHES)
Released: 6th November 2006

Well, I just finished this execellent series. High production values (OVAs usually do), and character designs I am familiar with =3 I’ll be going into a fair amount of detail aftter the cut [HERE THAR BE SPOILARZ] (orz), so if you wanna read on, click. For those of you who think this series is a piece of junk or somewhere there, well, there’s 4chan /b/ =3

So as I pray, Unlimited GAR WORKS.

It was a foregone conclusion.

Winner:

• Archer (314 votes)

Losers:

• Domon Kasshu (178 votes)
• Sagara Sousuke (168 votes)

Guess mecha pilots aren’t all that GAR after all.

Winner: Steamroller Timestop

SaiGAR Group A Second Round First Bracket Results:

Winner: Dio Brando (243 votes)

Losers: Nero Chaos (117 votes) , Son Goku (73 votes)

I guess blowing up planets isn’t all that gar, compared to being a pile of chaos and a 4chan meme :V

Take my word for it. A 4chan emem will win this SaiGAR.

Onoz T_T

ayyo died T_T because ayyo haet individuality T_T

What a fucking asshole.

In other news, SaiGAR’s restarted. Results in 5 minutes.

Internet memes disproved! Part 1

Remember the meme ‘Whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten’? The one with a kitten being chased by Domo-kuns?

Well, I looked through the Bible, asked the pastor of my church and a visiting misionary about this, checked an online Bible for references, and guess what? Nothing.

I’m a little tired to go into theology and stuff, but this is the gist of it: No, God does not kill kittens when you masturbate, but as for the act itself, that’s a whole different matter.

Dorama~ Dorama~ *turns into a Poring =3

A long long time ago, in a HDB flat far far away… … … …

Hinano haet Shiori T_T

Someone is not amused.

And I’m beat. FOR NOW.

Hahahahahahahahaow. My head.

Yes, people, I know you’re getting tired of this. All the dorama, the WTF results, the dorama, my fever, the dorama… … … …

Well, at least the Irish twat with the blood-red spear and the beefcake won.

• Lancer
• Alex Louis Armstrong

There’s a 2-day break in between rounds. At least I’ll have time to catch up on stuff.

Miniskirts for all!

Miniskirts Mustang trumps the lot, Fist of the North Star is pretty damn GAR.

• Kasumi Kenshiro
• Colonel Roy ‘Miniskirts’ Mustang (The ONLY advacator of Miniskirts in FMA)

Last brackets, folks, vote the big muscly man and the Irish twat with a spear that kills, not some guy with a DEUS EX MACHINA , some stretchy taffy dude, or the gay one. I got nuthin’ on Xelloss. 

So I hear impz’s a trap… … … …

Yes, people apparently think impz is a trap. When in real life, he’s a tentacle monster. Okay, I lie. His true visage is so unfathomable that even those who have met him in real life have to overlay the first image that comes into their minds. Yes, his otherworldly visage is that unfathomable.

On a more serious note, impz will PAY. Editorz: Wrong twin. All is well =3

In other news, the Suzumiya Haruhi marketing campaign is still going strong.