Songs of a suggestive and qustionable nature, perverted to include anime references or to mock certain series outright

IT’S TIME TO SING SONGS OF A SUGGESTIVE AND QUESTIONABLE NATURE.

I’ll start.

Imagine if Haruhi sang this. (Sung to the tune of Stephen Lynch’s “Special Ed/Just A Little Bit Special”)

When I was a girl of ten
I had a very best friend
Kyon was kind with good intent
But just a little different
Oh…

Special Kyon
Watched too many sci-fi flicks, ya see
Now he’s rather cynical
He’s a little bit special
Just a little bit

We played tag
And he’d get hurt
I’d play Alien
He’d eat dirt
I like espers and timetravellers
Kyon liked talking about math
Oh…

Special Kyon
Watched too many sci-fi flicks, ya see
Now he’s rather cynical
He’s a little bit special
Just a little bit

I vandalized, ditched all the boys
Kyon was busy with homework
I blackmailed, and commandered stuff
Kyon had done his BSc
Oh…

Special Kyon
Watched too many sci-fi flicks, ya see
Now he’s rather cynical
He’s a little bit special
Just a little bit

One day talking to special Kyon
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that’s when I knew
That special Kyon just made me special too
No-oh

Now I laugh as I see ghosts
I give espers the finger
Next to me Kyon is fine
Yeah he’s a fucking Average Joe
Oh…

Special Kyon and me
Now we’re not right in the head you see
Now we’re rather cynical
We’re a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That fucker Kyon made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit special

Fate/Zero is out~ Wai~

And today is the first (or second) day of Comiket. FATE/ZERO- IS OUT WAI WAI WAI~

We has pics (All thanks to Beast’s Lair Wai~)

Kiritsugu is a big dick in Fate/Zero T_TYeah, you heard me right. he rapes, backstabs, kills with wild abandon… … …

You heard me right, the motherf*cker raped his way to victory. Okay it was only once, but… … …

Kiritsugu sucks nao T_T

Somehow, I’m tempted to write a yaoi fanfic of Kiritsugu X Kotomine in revenge. IN REVENGE.

And I still say Iskandar needs a food-based Noble Phantasm.

And well, we all know who Rin and Sakura took after, lulz.

SaiGAR 2007 is lulz

Well, you all know SaiMoé, but what about SaiGAR?

SaiGAR is basically a fun parody of SaiMoé and in English. Same rules from SaiMoé apply, but well, their choices for badass is nothing short of LAWL.

Shinji Ikari, Some robot dude from Cromartie, Maebara Keiichi, LAWLsokomaru, a frog(Giroro), NANOHA LAWL, THE CABBAGE from Yoakena(LULZ), Miyanokoji Mizuho, TEH JUN, Gimpboy Keita from Inukami!, LOL SHINN ASUKA, Gheiboy Kaoru(also from EVA), half the male cast from Naruto(ROTFLOL), leads from really bad series (Zaizen Jotaro and Mushashi Gundoh), delicious shota, A COUCH, Feito-chan’s talking staff, MR. DELICIOUS!!!!!!!(for those of you not in the know, that’s the inspector from Higurashi, and no, we’re not talking Akasaka, who also should be in the poll), and a few others.

…I’m serious. Aizen’s couch is in the damn SaiGAR. Also, a Charttro Anzjeena is out. (Char and Quattro/Quattlo/Motherf*ckerhasfourvag0000s are one and the same.)

When the 2nd of January hits, be sure to vote for the following (and you must! OR I WILL RELEASE THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF RULE 34):

• Nero (He’s Chaotic MAD.)
• GARcher (GARcher beats Alexander Andserson because Alex touches little children at night)
• Gargoyle (Inanimate objects win)
• Sagara (He drives a robot, ’nuff said)
• Dio (WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY, also steamroller kills emokid)
• Mwu (FUCKING MAKE HIM DIE FUKUDA YOU MOTHERFUCKER)
• Brigh Noah (He makes bitchslapping and brawling cool. Also, no Brightslap, no badass Amuro.)
• Guts (Guts is ausum)
• Maebara Keiichi (Sanji is a pussy, and I dunno about Outlaw Star :V)
• LOL NANOHA (She’s the only LOLI in SaiGAR LULZ)
• Onsokomaru (Lulz)
• Rentarou (He eats cabbages)
• Bean Bandit OR Tohno Shiki (Bean is badass, even more so than Shiki, but Shiki can tame a dangerous harem :V)
• Lelouch (He’s motherf*cking Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine ROLLED INTO ONE. How cool is that?)
• Hakuoro (Admit it, he better than emotard Shinn AND Gimpboy Keita. Even if Keita is good for lawl.)
• TEH JUN (Jun is cute =3 And moar ghei than Kaoru =3 Also I am hardkoar Jun fanbwoi =3)
• Spike Speigel (Spike is kewl)
• JoJo (You can’t have Dio without JoJo)
• Alucard (Badass beyond extreme. Also his English voice is kewl)
• MR. DELICIOUS (HE IS DERECIOUS BAOR)
• Maes Hughes (So badass he had to die)
• Ginko (Shutup, I like him.)
• ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (TATSUMAKI ZANKANTOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, um, yeah, his best friend dresses up like a clown. WHAR BE ELZAM)
• Gilgamesh (KoGil ish cuet =3)
• Char (Or For Vag0000s, They’re the same guy.)
• Ryoma (because Getter Robo is good for the soul.)
• Kunisaki Yukito (Yukito is TEH PERVERT.)
• Col. Roy “MINISKIRTS” Mustang (Approves of MINISKIRTS)
• Nanaya Shiki (This is what it means to kill things. *kills environs)
• Lancer (My ass is Rho Aias~ Also, ignored character :V)

• Sasakura Ryu (GARtenders are badass)
• NOT Hiraga Saitou (He is your typical hero bull, not very kewl.)
• Freddie (Heck, just vote anyone from Cromartie. If Anyone from Cromartie wins, I’ll watch Cromartie.)
• Alex Louis Armstrong (He’s goddamn GAR, all right.)
• Mister (He is the only badass to be exempt from the man-with-loli rule[Any badass with a loli is instanly 95% less badass]. Okay, I lie. He’s not.)
• MASTER ASIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I forget, did he stop a Gundam with his bare hands? He is pretty damn GAR for an old man.)
• Jet Black (Okay, he’s kewl too)
• Madarame (Him too :V)

And if voting goes nutsy-cuckoo, remember to throw in the following names:

• Marisa Kirisame
• Kyosuku Nanbu
• Akasaka
• Kuzuki Souchirou
• The Junker/Mr. Customer/Homo Planetarians (YES THAT GUY FROM PLANETARIAN)
• Signum
• Shamal
• Vita
• Moot
• WTSnacks
• Junpei (Yes, that ninja from Megatokyo. Need more lulz entries.)
• BIAN ZOLDARK (He was badass, quiet you.)
• Yagokoro Eirin
• Delita Hyral
• Fate T. Halloun (:V)
• Nuriko (died for YOUR sins)
• Yukari Yakumo
• Samuel L. Jackson

Okay, I’m burned out.Let’s make Nanoha win SaiGAR, and we can all lol ourselves silly.

You know about that news about Kara No Kyokai anime being nothing but lies?

It’s not.

HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHIST IT’S OVER NINE
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And it’s being anmated by ufotable. You know, the guys who did FUTAkoi Alternative and some other series I forgot :V

It ain’t Kyoani, but I ain’t complaining. ufotabl;e does good stuff. I’m hoping for nothing to go wrong, because TYPE-MOON stuff have bad reps for being a pain in the ass to animate. And Goddammit, they can’t mess up a fucking novel.

Oh wait. Nah.

I have been anally violated 100,102 times OMG

It seems I have hit 100K pageviews.

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Or something to that extent.

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…Yeah, it seems I am going insane.

The new AIR OP is ausum T_T

Subs make screencaps ugly T_T

 

So yeah, there’s a new AIR OP out, and thankfully, it’s the short version of Tori no Uta. Oh joy~ It’s so awesome, it’s… … … … … … awesome

Sad girl in river with transparent clothes. Uh-oh.

Ignore Kano. Potato’s really the star of this screenie.

BISHOUJO SPARKLES!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111oneoneone

Go away Michiru, you’re blocking my view.

Minagi is moé~ SAY IT WITH ME!

T_T Errr… … … … BUTTSECHZ HAPPENS AFTER THIS (I think)

No, you did not notice the fact there is more Minagi than Kano. You didn’t see anything.

Annnnnnnnnnnd here’s Yukito.

I think the sign is saying “I’m the greatest idiot that’s ever lived. Oh, and kick me.”.

Yukitonastics.

See how he kicks a television. He ain’t Chuck Norris.

…Yeah, he fails as Tommy Vercetti too. (BTW Haruko clubs him with her helmet after this cap.)

You get SPRUNG… … … … …Errr… … … I bet that’s why a lot of guys lust after Misuzu :V

She stole that ribbon from Kohaku, I just know it.

Misuzu is lost. No srsly.

Misuzu haet bugs

If you ever see a Misuzu wielding a vacuum cleaner, do not let her enter you house. A random crow might enter your house and disrupt the cleaning process. This has been a Yukito Public Service Announcement.

Misuzu rolls a natural 20 for her “most moé pose” check. Wait, make that several natural 20s. Ow.

They’re plotting on how to take over the world. Not really. They’re just discussing who should touch Misuzu’s privates first. It went to Haruko :V

Stalk two yards and they might. CATCH MAGICAL HEREDITARY AIDS, THAT IS.

Ciel is not amused.

Who doesn’t love Minagi? Oh wait. The yaoi fangirls. Also, have I mentioned I like Minagi more than Misuzu by a very slender (NOT) margin?

RANDOM SHOT OF SUNFLOWERS

And finally, Yukito fails @ being a caveman too. Guess he’s only good at being a pervert, after all.

And why gush over this rather than Overture (which I have watched as well) ? Because I watched this first =3

Oshi

I suppose you are all aware that Asia is having an Internet crisis because of the earthquake that rocked Taiwan.

Seems like I’ll be stuck without speedy internet access to America for a while.

EDIT: Internet services restored, proceeding to rock someone senseless.

In the meantime, according to Moonphase, Nanoha StrikerS is delayed to an April release. Also, in the same report, Kara no Kyokai is being animated. The sentence is strikeout is a lie, I repeat, this is a lie.

OSHI

Lulz funny Touhou Flash

Assmedicine (Flash is located somewhere down there.)

Moar Post-Christmas fun latarz.

Merry Christmas… … … … … a few hours late :V

I’m not one for Christmas, see. Though it seems obligatory.

Here, have a merry trappy Christmas.

Or maybe if traps is not your style, how about something a little more… … … …traditional.

Just keep the carving knives and roasting spits away from her. NO SHE IS NOT A TURKEY

Hooray for lateness~

Spoiler: Hongfire DIES.

Yep, it’s official. The forums has been hit by a tidal wave of bureaucracy and red tape.

Also known as one anime-hating lawyer who thinks anime porn and artistic renditions of fictional children getting some in really nasty ways decides to revoke Hongfire’s vBulletin license because it would rather associate with nerds and leechers rather than anime porn.

Jesus, and they politely did not mention the scads of IP theft the place has done. GG, Jelsoft lawyers.

Still, this is cause for my celebration. I have a personal grudge with the entire community, that stretches beyond the Wind debacle. Way beyond. Right around 4chan’s third revival. I’m gonna leave it at that.

Christmas is truly a time of miracles.

Christmas has come 3 days early for me, thanks to Jelsoft’s lawyers. I owe ya one, guys.