AWESOME! WEIRD! WINNAR!

While excruciatingly waiting for Higurashi 16 to be subbed in English, I watched welcome to the NHK! to ease the pain. (Also, I’m performing maintenance on the SEVENTH (BLEEP) SCRIPTURE and the Black Barrel just in case I have to off a few hostiles.) Woo hilariuos stuff.

Sayou lies to Misaki about being a game creator, finds out the bastard next door is the guy he saved from bullies and is also an otaku (LOL), and the both of them have to make an erogame in one month, maybe more if Satou tries his slick moves on Misaki. Though, with games like Kanon, AIR, and Tsukihime, and if you want to go for more recent ones, Clannad, Fate/Stay Night, Utawarerumono, To Heart 2 X-Rated (OK I lie), and maybe Ever17, I say Satou and Yamazaki need one hell of a scenario to beat the ramblings of Nasu Kinoko and company. And if this follows the manga faithfully, I daresay their idea will be a shocker… … … unless the GONZO clause invokes itself once again.

Moving on, Satou has one hell of an imagination. first, he imagines Misaki touching herself at night (in a nun outfit no less, that perv), then Misaki getting molested and he gets screwed. I sure hope he doesn’t imagine himself doing it with Yamazaki- wait, that might be the best yaoi pairup ever.

Have I already mentioned that the NHK ED is awesome beyopnd belief?

Asakura Ryoko is AWESOME.

It has hit me like a goddamn proton torpedo a few days ago.

ASAKURA RYOKO IS AWESOME.

MORE AWESOME THAN THAT ANNOYING TSUNDERE THEY CALL SUZUMIYA HARUHI. TAKE THAT, YOU GODDAMN ZEALOTS. HAHAHAHA. I PEE ON YOUR SUZUMIYA-LOVING BUTTCRACKS. I LAUGH AT YOUR SUZUMIYA-CRAZY SMALL PENISES. AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Not many people may know this, but all the males would rather date Ryoko than go near Haruhi. I don’t really blame them. You se, that Haruhi has an ego much bigger than her fucking head. Whereas Ryoko plays the nice, quiet girl everyone wants to date. No weird traits, no crazy expressions of wanting to meet espers, aliens and time-travellers, no crazy stunts pulled. In fact, she is the only one brave enough to face off Kyon, the ONE TRUE GOD. Now that’s awesome indeed.

Ryoko is just plain awesome (excepting Yuki, who took her on and won, though not with massive damage to her corporeal form, Kyon, who is the ONE TRUE GOD, Itsuki, who is GOD’S GAY LOVER, Kyon’s sister, I mean, come on, loli in a bag cannot be beat, and Tsuruya, who is just plain awesome on her own). Mikuru? Bah. She’s nothing but moe rape bait compared to Ryoko.And if it’s not evident from these pictures she’s pretty, then, by ggum, you are either blind, have bad taste in women, Jason Miao, or a goddamn Haruhi zealot.

RYOKO BANZAI

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/view/54760 (BTW, this is the true reason why Ryoko is awesome. Yes I know I’m a pervert. Get on with life. NSFW.)

Have I also mentioned that she’s a snazzy dresser too?

Higurashi Daybreak, or is it SEEDBreak?

Ryogi has nothing on Higurashi. I think it’s a cute image, so there.

As you all know, Higurashi SEEDDaybreak is made by Tasogare Frontier, makers of fine doujin games. I’m sure you all have heard of Eternal Fighter Zero and Immaterial and Missing Power. And Super Marisa Land (WORST GAME EVER LOL) And Megamari (Complete with Mystia windvane~).

But I’m not talking about those games, for that requires another post altogether. I’m talking about their newest, soon to be released at Comiket 70 (if they manage to crank out the gold master on time), Higurashi DayBreak. Or as I would like to call it, Higurashi SEEDBreak, LOL.

Higurashi DayBreak is a 3D fighting game, ala the Gundam vs. Series (for example, Titans vs. AEUG, Zeta vs ZZ, ZAFT vs Alliance), minus the FREAKING GUNDAMS, and with the oh-so-loveable characters from Higurashi.

The controls are pretty simple. Tap the direction buttons to move, double-tap to dash, press one button to jump, another for melee attack, yet another to a ranged attack, hold the ranged button to unleash a more powerful attack, and one more to lock onto characters. Yep, pretty simple indeed.

The story goes like this: In order to prevent demons to kick the collective ass of Hinamizawa, the cast of Higurashi have to kick each others’ asses to protect some beads. I think that’s the story.

The most interesting thing about this game is the huge powerbar to the left of the screen. It has 2 modes: Oyashiro and Friendship. Upon activation, you glow like the dickens and I think you get a powerboost. Kinda like a SEED break, I guess. Also why I call it Higurashi SEEDBreak. (Bad overused joke, I know. Don’t beat me up.)

Interestingly, I like the Gundam series of vs. games, and by default, I like this cute clone. It is a very-well-made 3D game, and, well, for doujin games, this is just as good as the Touhou series. (Very subtle hint to Tasofro: MAKE ONE FOR THE TOUHOU SERIES AS WELL.)

Now, off I go to beat Mion up.