Wacky Wacky TYPE-MOON Crossovers

Call me crazy, but I smell an idea when I read Ix’s wacky and highly disturbing yuri crossovers.

Ilya no Sora UFO no Natsu (OH GOD THE PUN)

On the last day of the summer break, Emiya Shirou sneaked into the school pool at night. Then, he met a mysterious girl, Ilyasivel von Einzbern, who embedded a chalice in her wrist.

When the next term began, Ilya transferred to Shirou’s class, much to the dismay of Shirou’s harem.

She seemed to have trouble in communicating to others, but she opened her mind to Shirou, and she began to call him ‘onii-chan’ through the school lives. However, she was frequently called by the teachers, and she sometimes made strange reactions.

Every time she caught the trouble, Kotomine Kirei , a creepy pedophilic Catholic priest who took Shirou’s breath away appeared. Did she have a destiny she couldn’t escape from and a serious assignment? Is Shirou falling for Kirei? Will he let Ilya die so he can go pork the big-breasted female student witl long flowng blue hair who takes care of him and has a sexual appetite the size of Mars?

The mysteries of an important military base city, Fuyuki, and UFO incident that the school newspaper was pursuing, came to light through the existence of a special fighter “Holy Grail”, the pilot of the plane, and a guard unit.

Now, Ilya and Shirou’s heart-rending “UFO summer” begins…

SaberKano/ShikiKano (Saber/Shiki, the Ultimate Weapon, LOLZ)

Rin/Ciel and Saber/Shiki are second year students at a high school in Fuyuki/Misaki. The shy Saber/Shiki is finally confessing to Rin/Ciel, and finally two of them are starting to exchange letters awkwardly.

One day, Rin/Ciel tried to escape from a sudden enemy buttsechz raid on <insert city name here>. While desperately escaping from the buttsechz raid, Rin/Ciel saw a scene that she could not forget for her life. She saw Saber/Shiki, WTFPWNING the buttsechz troopers with HAXCALIBUR/easily turning the buttsechz stormtroopers into delicious cuts of meat.

Apparently, Saber/Shiki is the ultimate weapon with destructive power which is important for the buttsechz war.

Tsukihime Moon Phase (Starring NecoArc)

Tohno Shiki wanted to become a photographer, but all the pictures he took were of the Dead. While visiting an old castle in Germany he met a vampire girl, Aruceid.

Aruceid was confined in the castle. She tried to suck Shiki’s blood to make him her slave, but somehow it didn`t work. However, because he happened to kill the device to seal her into the castle, Aruceid succesfuly escaped from the castle and left for Japan to look for her little sister.

When she arrived to Japan, she went to Shiki’s house in which he was living with his obviously-obssesed-with-his-dick sister and two maids, and began to live with them forcefully. Because Shiki had also ‘lost’ his sister during his childhood, Aruceid reminded him of his childhood and helped her to look for her sister. Then, a Executioner, “Ciel”, Satsuki Yumizuka, Nero Chaos, and Roa came and try to kill her. Because of an unknown secret of Shiki’s… … …

KIRI KIREI TECHNIQUE (OMG YAOI)

So there I was, walking down the street, minding my own business, when I saw a creepy pedophilic Catholic Priest. “He looks like a fucking prettyboy”, I thought. Just as I thought that, he started pulling down his pants, right there in front of my eyes!

“Shall we do it?”

There will be more to come. I GUANTAREE IT.