Someone break out the Angry White Boy Polka!

So sing along!

Or perhaps dance.

The music’s been provided.

SHanghai wonders if you’re stilled pissed from my previous article.

Dammit, people, it’s just a joke.

Don’t make me cry.

I don’t like to cry.

So why not we try to get along, ‘kay?

YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING (SPEED) GRAPH(ER)S? HERE’S YOUR FUCKING (SPEED) GRAPH(ER)S.

This is most probably an accurate graph of where we stand in te eyes of that Miao feller.

Be vewwy vewwy quuiet, I’m hunting for loli unicorngirls.

Sorry about not updating much. I’m currently in the middle of a SUPER SEKRET PROJECT, and I haven’t been watching a lot of anime. I did buy the last Ilya/Sakura mug from Animehouse, though. (HINT HINT)

Well, I’ve promised lolikitsune an angry Drm post, and I’ll be writing more on Higuthingy and Utawawawawawathingy as soon as I get a bit of shuteye.

Summer anime selections.

And all this 15 minutes before I leave for horrible horrible tests.
Oh well.

This is howI usually do this. I latch onto one series currently running, maybe two (for the spring season, I’m currently latching onto Higuthingy and Utawawawawawathingy), and maybe do a few (not more than 3) on the side. I don’t burn out, and I get maximum enjoyment.

SUMMER SELECTION OMG:

• Otogi Jushi Akazukin
• NHK Ni Youkoso/Tsuyokiss

Side dishes:

• FLAG (No Fukuda fairy! W00T!)
• Kemono Zume
• Honey and Clover II
• Binbou Shimai Bincho-tan clone
• Mammotte LOLIpop

Stripey’s favorite of the lot:

• Chokkoto Sister (YOU HAVE SISCON, STRIPEY)

Summeris unbearably hot. And FUCK YOU JAVA.

LOL MOAR INTERNETS DORAMA PART TWO

I've skimmed through what Hongfire and a few other anime bloggers have to say. The verdict:

• HF: YOU BLOODY ELITIST HYPOCRITES. Say all you want, but banning someone who says 4chan does not give you good standing with the community.
• Lolicontrol: LOL
• DarkMirage: I agree with what you have said.

I'm not even gonna say anything about 4chan. Their opinions mean nothing here. Mostly because I know the usual responses. *former 4channer and /b/tard.

and now, jpmeyer's and jal's take from the IRC channel.

[08:14] <jpmeyer> this INTERNET DRAMA regarding wind looks insane
[08:18] <jpmeyer> i can't really understand what nnl hopes to acheive
[08:19] <jpmeyer> "we put in 1000 hours" makes it sound like they want to flaunt their e-penis
[08:19] <jpmeyer> but if nobody gets to see the patch than nobody can care
[08:22] <jal0021> I've always known the NNL guys to be pretty decent folks
[08:23] <jal0021> it's pretty easy to get fed up with the "pirate everything" crowd
[08:23] <DrmChsr0> LOL insani
[08:23] <DrmChsr0> LOL gp32
[08:23] <DrmChsr0> LOL everybody
[08:23] <DrmChsr0> That's my comment on the whole DORAMA.
[08:23] <jal0021> agreed
[08:23] <jal0021> just one big pissing match
[08:23] <jal0021> over WIND, of all things
[08:24] <jpmeyer> when i talked to the reps from hirameki at new york comicon, they told me that the market for visual novel games among american anime fans (NOT gamers in general!) is extremely small and is really just the hardest of hardcore fans
[08:24] <jpmeyer> so it makes me wonder who NNL thinks is going to buy this game
[08:25] <jal0021> hardcore fans like them, I suppose
[08:25] <jpmeyer> however
[08:25] <jpmeyer> when i also talked to them
[08:25] <jpmeyer> they said that the hardest core fans already generally know a fair amount of japanese anyway
[08:25] <jpmeyer> (them being hirameki)

jpmeyer and jal on visual novels.

[08:27] <jal0021> even if my Japanese reading skills were better, I probably wouldn't play many visual novels… requires too much time
[08:27] <jal0021> might as well just wait for the inevitable anime adaptation
[08:28] <jpmeyer> i get pretty bored if i can't beat the game in a few days. there's only so much reading that i want to do. i can read like a textbook per day, so i can't mentally forgive what is basically a trumped-up porno for requiring like 40-100 hours to read through
[08:29] <jal0021> exactly… too many words for a whole lot of nothing
[08:33] <jpmeyer> look, we don't need you to spend 20 hours telling us that she is the main character's little sister or something. just have her say "onii-chama" once in order make it clear what fetish she is, and then have them bonk a few times. there. i just made fun of your favorite game. whatever it is
[08:33] <jpmeyer> visual novels are the most pretentious pornos ever conceived
[08:35] <jpmeyer> (says someone who has written thousands of words on these though, so i'm probably making fun of myself here)

Apologies on the IRCness.

I declare HF and NNL bloody hypocrites, the anime bloggers sane, and the Internet full of swiss fuckers.

LOL MOAR INTERNETS DORAMA

Yes, people, we have idiots descending to the /b/tards' level.

No seriously, what good does it do fighting with /b/tards? No noticeable achievement is noted, except maybe the swelling of your e-p0n0s and your e-go.

You wanna do something to stem the tide of arrogant e-pirates and /b/tards, don't stoop to their level. In doing so, youwould have lost, and they would have won.

You fellers agree with me, no?

Binchotan in under 100 words

Yes, including the title.

Binchotan is:

• cute
• pity-based
• more cute

HAH! I beat the loquacious anime blogger community! HAH!

Even more homosexual misadventures, starring F.Haruhi.

Marathoned Ouran up to 7, and from that, we can make a few conclusions:

• Renge is hilarious. Her appearance is pure comedy gold.
• Do not, I repeat, do not try to take Honey's cake from him. You might end up in a hospital.
• Yes, Mori is not a homo/bisexual, unlike F.Haruhi.
• Never EVER try to get on Kyouya's bad side. Serious.
• Hikaru and Kaoru should try the BUTTSECHZ thing. Instead of playing with people.
• Tamaki is hopelessly hilarious.
• Shirou-kun (not to be confused with the hopelessly idiotic hero of Fate/Stay Night) isonly a young boy, but he's a lot better at pleasing girls than Tamaki. We need MOAR SHIROU-KUN ANTICS.

ANd now back to your regularly-scheduled swiss fuckers porn.

It is wonderful~ (>o<)b

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Fanarts will be done in a week. I will now accept mein ego-boosting shouts of "GJ" and"keep up the good work" and fanarts.

Some tsunderes suck.

Yep. Again on them tsunderes.

Well, we do hve some pretty awesome tsunderes like S.Haruhi, Kaname CHOWDORI, hell, taking it a wee bit of a stretch, Rosette and Naru too. And then we have some pretty sucky tsuderes like Vita and SUISEISEKI. OH SUISEISEKI, OH HOW I HATE THEE.

Let's face it, people, tsunderes is what you make of them. And yes, Suiseiseki is teh haet. 

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