Utawarerumono: 5 Reasons why I like it.

And Yes. That is Shamal. Cosplaying as Eruru. Because Hayate said so.

 

I really like the story of Hakuoro and his band of conscript soldiers pwning the shit out of the warlord. And it's getting even better. I shall now declare the seventh episode to be the best of the lot.

 

Moving on, here are 5 reasosn why I like Utawarerumono.

 

5. It's freaking Suikoden with pornz.

Admit it. You've had dirty thoughts about Eruru, Aruru, that damned tiger, the Archer twins, Oboro, Benawi and Kurou. Not to mention Yuzuha and Mr T000 B0000 himself. And you're gonna get even more impure thoughts. Because like Suikoden, MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA JOIN UP. That reminds me, will Hakuoro face off Neclord?

 

4. The floogin OP and ED.

Musou Uta competes with Bouko Desho Desho and Hishoku no Sora for most awesome OP for 2004-2006. Serious.

 

3. Who doesn't love Aruru and Eruru?

Seriously, anyone who can't love Aruru and Eruru must be yaoi freaks(I don't blame you, I wanna see Hakuoro stick it in Dorii and Gura's poopers, too.), Minmei Sakamoto, or just blind. And Aruru has a big white FUCKIN' NIGH INVINCIBLE tiger of doom, ready to rip you a new one if you don't start nosebleeding over Aruru.

 

2. Hakuoro is one badass male lead.

Hakuoro's pretty damn badass, a great leader, a great father, loves his fledgling army, and still has time to seduce beautiful women and men to fight for him. I think he may even trump Kunisaki Yukito, Archer, and Tohno Shiki for badass male lead. I mean, hell, he's the T000 FUCKIN' B0000 RUNE, for cryin' out loud. Nobody beats the T000 B0000 Rune until you off the rune, then the left head, and then the right head. In that order. Or stick it in his pooper. Whichever feels right for you, I guess. Though unless you're Tohno "A CAT IS FINE TOO" Shiki, don't stick anything in the T000 B0000 Rune's pooper.Unless it's a talking, snarky sword.

 

And…

 

1. KAMYU~

Kamyu is too fucking cute to not be in the show. And you know it. Cuer than Aruru, and boobier than Eruru. HAH!

*is one helluva Kamyu fanboy.

 

And on a final note…

 

Dorii and Gura are boys. HAWT TWIN ARCHER SHOTAS. Hell, I think they easily trump Suboshi and Amiboshi for MOE TWIN WARRIOR AWARDS. Wait, they just did.