Shakugan no Shana: Closing thoughts.

Man, finally finished the story about a little girl with a big heart who was able to know how to love. Of course, the fun doesn’t stop there.

For one thing, half of that last episode sounded like a bad porno flick. Why? Hecate was moaning almost all the time. Like as if Yuuji was f000ing her or something. God, that was the most disturbing scene in the whole of the series, and that includes the Aizen Twins Frenching and Friagne going nuts over his ragdoll.(Granted Friagne was a whole lot more hilarious than Hecate being ‘f000ed’. I couldn’t take him seriously.) Seriously, if she climaxed, I think I might just throw up. (or fap to it, but I’d wager I’d assume the foetal position first, then puke.)

I’m kinda disturbed by the adversaries the Flame Haze face. They all have pronounced personality traits that color them as disturbing. Friagne’s a doll otaku(ALICE MARGATROID), the Aizen twins are, URGH, Hecate wants cock, Sydonay’s a creepy pedophile, the mad scientist character, and Bel-peol, well, something’ll come up.

I’m surprised the Flame Haze are that mentally strong. To face such horrors and still manage to do their jobs. My hats off to them.

But why does Hecate want cock so badly? Don’t ask me. I’m still traumatized by that last episode. And why does she throw a temper tantrum of biblical proportions when she does not get it? Was it YOU, SAKAI YUUJI, EVENTUAL MURDERER OF WILHELMINA, WHO CAUSED IT? Wait, he did.

Now, to something a little more contemplative. Hecate, who has been praying for her own individuality, has never got it? Why? Because Mr. Creepy Pedo won’t let her. I’m serious. Hecate should just kick Sydonay in the balls and go out once in a while. I think she’ll enjoy herself, and make her own memories.

I’ve always wondered how Alastor would look like. I think he’d look like the butler dude from Haruhi.

And now, the obligatory fanboyism.

WAI WAI WILHELMINA~